youtube-herp-derp-browser-e.../index.js
2019-03-19 23:10:00 -04:00

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// returns a random int from 1 to max
const randomInt = max => Math.floor(Math.random() * max);
// builds a string with random herps and derps
const derpString = (length = 20) => {
const randomLength = randomInt(length) + 1;
const randomDerp = randomInt(2) ? "herp" : "derp";
return Array.from({ length: randomLength }, () => randomDerp).join(" ");
};
// herp derps an element
const derpElement = element => {
const c = element;
// preserve the original contents
c.derpOriginal = c.textContent;
// swap between the two when clicked
c.onclick = () => {
c.clicked = !c.clicked;
c.textContent = c.clicked ? c.derpOriginal : c.derpString;
};
// add derped class
c.classList.add("derped");
// create a derp string for this comment
c.derpString = derpString();
// change the contents
c.textContent = c.derpString;
c.clicked = false;
};
const checkComment = commentElement => {
const c = commentElement;
// if everything is fine, return
if (c.clicked && c.textContent === c.derpOriginal) return;
if (!c.clicked && c.textContent === c.derpString) return;
// otherwise, fix the comment
// the only case of malformed comment encountered so far are these two cases:
if (c.textContent.indexOf(c.derpString) !== -1) {
// in the case of the new comment being appended after the derp string,
// just grab it and put it in the derpOriginal variable
const idx = c.derpString.length;
c.derpOriginal = c.textContent.substring(idx);
c.textContent = c.textContent.substring(0, idx);
c.clicked = false;
return;
}
if (c.textContent.indexOf(c.derpOriginal) !== -1) {
// Same issue but the comment was appended after derpOriginal
const idx = c.derpOriginal.length;
c.derpOriginal = c.textContent.substring(idx);
c.textContent = c.derpString;
c.clicked = false;
}
};
const init = commentsSection => {
// selectors for comments
const selectors = ["#content-text"];
// build the full selector string
const derpSelectorString = selectors
.map(sel => `${sel}:not(.derped)`)
.join(", ");
const checkSelectorString = selectors.map(sel => `${sel}.derped`).join(", ");
// Only watch for child list changes, as we're watching the comments container
const mutationConfig = { attributes: false, childList: true, subtree: true };
// Create a MutationObserver
// This object will monitor the comments for DOM changes
const observer = new MutationObserver(() => {
// Check that everything's fine with the already derped comments
// This is necessary because youtube does a lot of wizardry with comments in-between videos
document.querySelectorAll(checkSelectorString).forEach(checkComment);
// Derp all un-derped comments
document.querySelectorAll(derpSelectorString).forEach(derpElement);
});
observer.observe(commentsSection, mutationConfig);
};
// Check every so often if comments are loaded or not. Once they are, the timeout
// stops until the user leaves youtube or reloads the page. This needs to be
// done since comments are added in the DOM through js at an undetermined point
// through Youtube's execution.
const checkCommentsLoaded = () => {
setTimeout(() => {
// This selector is awful, but Youtube re-uses a lot of the DOM (the
// selector for the comments is re-used across a bunch of pages) so we need
// the exact path to the comments to match
const commentsSection = document.querySelector("html body ytd-app ytd-comments ytd-item-section-renderer #contents");
if (commentsSection !== null) {
init(commentsSection);
}
else {
checkCommentsLoaded();
}
}, 500);
};
checkCommentsLoaded();